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This is how you know I’m bored:  I am going to go to a website that I said I’d never go to ever again.  That’s right,  I’m gonna chatroulette.  Wish me luck.

UPDATE: literally a max of 30 seconds into it, Shockwave crashed, thus giving me a valid reason to never do it again.  Thanks, Shockwave!

notean asked: story time: tell us the most obnoxious customer you've ever had.

I was working overnight about a year ago and this one lady who hid her drunkeness well (at least at first) came to the desk and told me that her and her son (who was in the room with her) needed to go to the hospital, thus needing to check out right then.  Keep in mind, this at about 2:30 in the morning, and I’m the only one working.  So she had paid cash and still had a couple nights remaining on her reservation, so she was owed a refund for those remaining nights.  After almost draining us of the all cash that we had in the hotel to give the refund, she proceeded to go back to her room.  I called 2 hours later and they were still in there.  I told her that she either had to come pay for the night, or I would call the police to get her tfo.  She paid, but she was FAR more drunk than I thought she was.  The one thing I remember her saying specifically was “Don’t lick your fingers after handling one dollar bills!” (I lick my thumb for traction like everyone does when counting a stack of bills).  So yeah.  There you go.

Women are like parking spaces:  the good ones are usually taken and the rest are handicapped.